Despite the fact that I know better, I really, really want to eat this pizza:
Mostly because SO MUCH CHEESE and also because this writer on XOJane is my new favorite. And this portion of her review “Mine is the pineapple, and I don’t care that Anthony Bourdain disapproves of the combination; I disapprove of him never making out with me. We’re all disappointments to someone, Tony.” is HYSTERICAL.
That is all.